Nothing To See Here: Bear Napping In Backyard Hammock

June 2, 2014


This is a shot of a black bear stretching out for a nap in a hammock in Daytona Beach, Florida. Homeowner Vincent James spotted the bear in what appears to be a clear case of retaliation for Goldilocks' previous breaking and entering.

He got in the hammock like he was a tourist or something," homeowner Vincent James told CNN affiliate WESH. Usually, James is the one lounging on his back in the white rope mesh hanging between two trees.

After the bear left, Vincent took down the hammock because he doesn't like sharing his resting spot with wild animals. "All the bears who don't use Charmin wind up leaving toilet paper butt-crumbs everywhere," I imagine him saying. "Nobody wants to nap in a nest of butt crumbs."

Keep going for a video news report.

Thanks to Luiz, who found two bears making out in his hot-tub.

  • Hey Boo Boo, let's go get us a pic-a-nic basket!

  • Closet Nerd

    I would let that bear fuck me in the ass. That's a real man's bear.
    ....just sayin

  • Bay

    if the real Raphael "Raffi" Torres caught a bear sleeping in his hammock, he'd go hip check him right out. Or possibly deliver a hit from the blind side, and to the head.

  • asdfasdfasdf
    it was chilly, bro used a sleeping bag in the hammock. neighbor photographed him and it hit the news before he could get it under control

  • I'm not at all sold. That's a dude in a shitty bear costume or I'm Idaho Jones.

  • ML-K

    That bear is going so Baloo.

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