Nothing To See Here: Bear Napping In Backyard Hammock

June 2, 2014

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This is a shot of a black bear stretching out for a nap in a hammock in Daytona Beach, Florida. Homeowner Vincent James spotted the bear in what appears to be a clear case of retaliation for Goldilocks' previous breaking and entering.

He got in the hammock like he was a tourist or something," homeowner Vincent James told CNN affiliate WESH. Usually, James is the one lounging on his back in the white rope mesh hanging between two trees.

After the bear left, Vincent took down the hammock because he doesn't like sharing his resting spot with wild animals. "All the bears who don't use Charmin wind up leaving toilet paper butt-crumbs everywhere," I imagine him saying. "Nobody wants to nap in a nest of butt crumbs."

Keep going for a video news report.

Thanks to Luiz, who found two bears making out in his hot-tub.

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