Man Lives In Retired 727 Jet In The Oregon Woods

June 11, 2014

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Whoa bro, watch your step!

This is electrical engineer Bruce Campbell's (HAIL TO THE KING, BABY) home. It's a retired Boeing 727-200 he parked on his wooded lot in Oregon. No word if he wears a oxygen mask during intercourse, but it would be a shame if he didn't try it at least once. Heck yeah, you just joined the 0.00378788 mile high club!

Campbell bought the plane back in 1999 for $100,000, and has spent the intervening years converting it to a modest living space. The plane-home features one working lavatory, a futon, a simple kitchen, and nine emergency exits. He estimates he has spent a total of $220,000 on the project.

It's kind of like a spaceship treehouse. I think that's a great idea and now i want one. Of course mine is going to need two lavatories because guests are NOT using my private shitter. I don't have many rules in life, but not having a friend rest his penis on my toilet seat because he's afraid it'll dip into the water is definitely one of them. I'm looking at you, Derek! We've changed together at the gym before, there's no way that thing is long enough to touch the water. "It is if it's hard." AND WHY ARE YOU GETTING HARD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? "It feels different." It's like everyday your goal is to find new reasons for me to hate you. Seriously though, you keep that up and one day you won't be able to get boners anymore.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a worthwhile video.

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Thanks to Sam S, who is holding out for a 747. Heck yeah, I call top floor!

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