Kids With Screaming Mouths For Eyes Remind You To Monitor Your Children's Internet Usage

June 18, 2014


These are two images from the 'Innocence In Danger' public service announcement encouraging parents to monitor their children's internet usage because you never know what they might be looking at. Hopefully not pictures of kids with mouths for eyes. You want an internet babysitter? Just drop your kids off here at Geekologie. I will teach them important life lessons. Stuff like newspaper is nature's free toilet paper and you actually SHOULDN'T wash behind your ears because then will never be enough dirt to form the quarters your grandpa is always pulling out from behind them. You know what I got the first time my grandpa reached for a quarter after my mom made me wash behind my ears? "Canadian nickel?" A peso.

Keep going for the girl version.


Thanks to ISPFM, who agrees the internet is a scary place, even for adults.

  • Respect4teachers

    This is nothing new - do a google search of "mouth eyes"

  • asdfasdfasdf

    This could be improved if the original mouth was just a big eye....

  • DeathBotGamma

    Fuck you Patricia. You trolling bitch.

  • Madonna already did this "mouths where the eyes should be" schtick in a music video about 20 years ago. Even back then, she wasn't the first. At the 4 minute mark on the video below.

  • Matthew Stephenson

    OMG the Corinthian had kids!! I wonder who the mom is.

  • Mister Cerberus

    "Do you know what your kids are watching on the internet right now"

    Oh I know this one: Nothing. Because they don't have eyes, only mouths.

    Alternate punchline: Porn.

  • Fefo Astrada

    Yayy Geekologie making fun of my country's currency! (Argentinian Peso) And you have aaaalllll the rights and reasons to do so! I hate this place! can I be your illegal immigrant roomate GW?

  • Guest

    To be fair pesos suck. They're like a dollar for a nickle and all you can spend them on is donkeyshows.

  • Gene Kaufman

    I thought Salvador Dali didn't have any kids...

  • OrehRatiug

    In the Cartoon Network show The Amazing World of Gumball one character says the most important thing to do is to smile with your eyes (as the old saying goes) and he does just that, as pictured above.

  • they're watching cheesy photoshoppped marketing campaigns n shit

  • Guest

  • WhiteEagle2
  • Sebastiann Eleganté Neely

    Always reminds me of the Corinthian from The Sandman comics.

  • Patricia Steven

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  • Riz

    Well any buddies half sister can find a lucrative way to make money with three mouth on her face on the internet... Does it involve plumbers and a bad script?

  • Andrew Newton

    He certainly likes what he sees on the computer screen

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