Khuu! Khuu!: Game Of Thrones In A Single Cartoon Image

June 10, 2014


Note: Image may contain some spoilers so hopefully you only glanced at it if you don't keep up with the show.

This is artist nedesem's cartoon of Game of Thrones packed into a single image. I feel like he really captured the essence of the series. The artist I commissioned to paint my portrait? He really captured the essence of a naked man with a sad looking pecker. He did me zero favors. It's so embarrassing watching my guest's reactions when they see it hanging in the foyer. You'd think I'd posed while eating Cheetos and dropped one between my legs. "Flamin' Hot or regular?" Flamin' Hot. "So your penis is bright red?" Like an atomic fireball.

Thanks to Kel, who's convinced George R.R. Martin is actually a violent sociopath that only calms his urges by killing off characters in his books.

  • Guest

    which deaths were spoiled in the pic? we need to list them right here:

  • Khal Drogo, Oberyn Martell, Viserys Targaryen, Joffrey Baratheon, Rob Stark, and Ned Stark

  • betty7

    I think that's Renley, not Joffrey. He has a beard.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    The more I read the books and the more I watch the show, the more I realize that he doesn't really kill as many characters as people claim. Oh sure, the Red Wedding was something to behold, but did anybody really think Sean Bean's character was going to live, or that Joffrey was going to make it to the end? He seems to kill off characters that do get a lot of exposure, but they don't tend to be too major. Now, if Arya ends up getting killed, or Jon Snow or Tyrion, then that would shock me, but that just hasn't happened yet.

    Now that I've given you an essay, here's a gif of Jesus flying in the sky on the cross

  • Emma TME

    umm.... are u shocked yet?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Jon Snow's not dead yet. Melisandre is at Castle Black and she serves a god that we know can raise the dead.

  • Duskweaver

    Besides, he's a bastard. Maybe even a royal bastard. A 'fitz', if you will. Who dresses in black and has a pet wolf and lives in a world where the dragons are coming back. And GRRM is a Robin Hobb fan. I reckon Jon will be OK.

  • Recondite

    "Now, if Arya ends up getting killed, or Jon Snow or Tyrion, then that would shock me, but that just hasn't happened yet."

    Are you sure you've read the books?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Did I say that I've read the books all the way through yet? No. I said that the more I read them....

    Also, it's my understanding that all 3 of those characters are still alive as of right now. The point is that GRRM spends an inordinate amount of time on those 3 characters in comparison to the others, and most of the people who end up dead are not characters who have the story told from their point of view (aside from Eddard). If he went ahead and killed more POV characters, then that'd be shocking and I'd understand why people talk about how kill-happy GRRM is, but as of yet, he kills fairly disposable people.

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  • flyingmonkey456

    Alright, there are some major spoilers in that image...

  • MustacheHam

    ...everyone died...the end. :D

  • zin

    What, you mean like EVERYBODY DIES? Seriously, the only way they can spoil that show is by letting you know who lives.

  • Mister Cerberus

    Yeah, I didn't want to know that somebody becomes a wolfman and Naruto dies

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