I'm Riding A Bug!: Giant Cockroach Pool Float
This is the $30 giant cockroach pool float. It's a raft that looks like a giant cockroach. Speaking of, I saw a giant cockroach in the hallway yesterday and tried to kill it by by stepping on it. "Tried?" TRIED -- it didn't die. This wasn't on carpet either, this was hard wood. 190 pounds didn't kill the f***er. Then it ran under a baseboard. I've got the feeling he's rallying all his friends and they're going to attack me in my sleep tonight. Which is why I pissed in my roommate's bed and told him he could sleep and piss in mine tonight. *tapping head* I'm a thinker.
Thanks to chichi, who agrees inflatable love dolls make the best adult swim pool floats.
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