How About No?: Japan Unveils First Android Newscasters

June 25, 2014


This is a short video of what a group of Japanese robot-loving scientists are calling the first android newscasters. Me? I'm calling them public enemies numbers 1 and 2. *pins their pictures to the wall with big red circles around their faces* Can somebody bring me some yarn? I want to make this look like a real detective's board. Man, how awesome would it be to turn on the news and see one of these robot's faces catch fire and start melting off? I am going to make that happen. But first -- a loooong trip to the men's room. Secretary, hold my calls. "For how long?" Indefinitely, I feel like this might be the shit that finally kills me.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to steve c, who agrees if they ever try to replace goofy local news weathermen with robots there will be hell to pay.

  • jerome einspahr

    Hmm....Obama probably got in a call for the first order...ooh wait he has already received his first orders...8 years ago.

  • zin

    afp is after you GW!

    This article just begs the question: Where in the world is there a lack of people that can talk to a camera?

  • kurgen99

    What to their boobs feel like?

  • Guest

    like a bag full of sand, just like real tits....probably

  • kurgen99

    Are you retarded?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I wish that they would make robots that look like friendly robots until they figure out how to deal with that uncanny valley.

    Something like this

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I love the subtitles that claim the robot has perfect language skills and a sense of humour...

  • Andyman7714

    Waiting for the first lawsuit from the guy who got his wang crushed in her mouth.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    you REALLY think the engineers who built her didn't already think of (do) that? >_>

  • Matt

    Today on 'Zombie News'

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