Having A TV In Your Bedroom Equals More, Better Sex

June 17, 2014


A recent study has found that couples with a television in the bedroom are more likely to bone, and more often. A personal study has found that only having an AM/FM clock radio almost always leads to masturbating solo.

The very important research looked into the relationships of 2,431 people to see how the TV affects their sex life, if at all. Of those surveyed more than half (2/3) firmly believe that their sex life was "healthier" because they had a television in their bedroom, and 50% of that group were totally stoked that they could watch their favorite show while having sex.

As for the 26 percent of people who opt out of having a TV in the bedroom, they're of the belief that a television would interfere in their sex life, and, presumably, are happy without it for this reason. But those who are all for the TV in the bedroom, 37 percent of them claim that it allows for improved sex lives because, and I'm sure you already know where this is going based on the fact that people are all about watching telly mid-sex, they can watch "erotic" movies together.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Wall-to-wall flat-screens?" EXACTLY. I'm going to increase my likelihood for sex at LEAST 10,000%. You think just having them there is enough or do I actually need to pay for cable? "You're never getting laid." I can't even remember what tits look like.

Thanks to Lana, who wants to know what happens if you put a TV in the bathroom.

  • Naveed

    just to let you know that multiplying zero sex by 10,000% will still result in zero sex. Sorry to break this to you. Do you own an AM/FM radio?

  • asdfasdfasdf

    aay babe, how YOU doin? bars kinda loud, wanna come back to my place and...see whats on tv?

  • Jeff Blodgett

    No...no it doesn't.

  • JJtoob

    I thought it was because a TV in the bedroom allows you to put up the volume really loud to mask the loud moans and other stupid shit that is said/yelled out while fucking.

  • Forblat

    Jesus Christ I wish I could publish garbage like that in hard science

  • RedFishBlueFish

    The participants "believed" their sex-life was better? What an unscientific study. And the quoted article had such poor grammar it was actually difficult to read.

  • Bob Mayer

    Yes. Researchers should have rated the couples sex lives based on personal observation.

  • Guest

    join in? nothing beats direct data

  • Guest

    nah, that throws in unnecessary variables and taints the whole experiment

  • failtuna

    See, I'd have thought the reason would be that when they discover that there is nothing on tv, they decide to fuck instead.

  • DrZanz

    Hahahaha such bullshit. Another prime example of two absolutely arbitrary things appearing to adhere (and extremely loosely in this case) to some kind of pattern and some idiot draws the conclusion that one causes the other. Seriously bored of shit like this.

  • Guest

    the death of piracy on the high seas causes global warming. save the world, steal some music!

  • zin

    There needs to be a law about stating whether a study's results are correlation or confirmed causation. Otherwise anti-atheists will use these "studies" as examples of how much bullshit science is.

  • Guest

    Isaac newton blew everybody's nips off with how smart he was, but he also thought he could turn lead into gold and died eating mercury making everybody on earth look like a stupid science BITCH

  • somebody doesn't have a TV in their bedroom

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  • it would be so surprising if a television company were behind this kind of misinformation

  • Bill

    This study is funded by MSH Electronics Ltd, a British electronics manufacturer. Who would have thought!

  • Mister Cerberus

    So people who have a reason to spend more time in the bedroom have more sex.


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