Good Lord: Peanut, The New World's Ugliest Dog

June 23, 2014


Meet Peanut, the winner of the 2014 World's Ugliest Dog competition in Petaluma, California. Peanut is from North Carolina, where he was in a shelter for over six nine months after being abused and burned in a fire. God I hate people. I think if I ever get a terminal illness I'll become a vigilante animal abuser-abuser. Hell, I might even do it without the illness.

"He doesn't have lips anymore. His eyelids are also gone, and so he can't close his eyes so therefore his eyes water. The tears drain into his nose and so he has nice little snot bubbles because of it. So it's great, that adds to his character," Holly Chandler, Peanut's owner told CBS San Francisco.

"He's my baby. I guess I don't see him every day as being that ugly. But I guess the judges thought so," Chandler said.

Wait -- you don't think he's ugly? Then why'd you take him to the world's ugliest dog contest? That's like dropping off a skinny kid at fat camp. No, I think you know just how ugly he is. Still, great job giving Peanut a good home -- he deserves it. And so do all the other wonderful shelter pets out there. This message brought to you by the I Wish There'd Come A Day When That Sarah McLachlan SPCA Ad Wasn't Needed Foundation.

Keep going for a couple closeups of the little chupacabra.




Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he entered his cat in the world's ugliest dog competition.

  • Maureen02639

    As long as he eats well, and acts happy and excited, then he's doing alright. If he is never happy, I'd agree with the others who think euthanasia would have been best. But I've seen humans who have been horribly disfigured from fire, and after their treated and have gone through recovery, most are really grateful and happy they're alive. As for winning ugliest dog, I'm on the fence. I don't think he's ugly at all. He has survived the evil that a sadistic human thrust upon him, and that makes him one of the most beautiful dogs in the world. On the other hand, for whatever reason he won the award, he's still at least one contest win ahead of me, so he should be proud he made it to the top in any category. Plus, he's a dog, so he really doesn't care how we humans label him, as long as he gets an extra treat or two. Dogs are really smart that way.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    I'm from the same town as that dog!

  • AGirlNamedMichael

    "It adds to the character" I'm so glad you are amused by your horrifically tortured dog

  • Edward


  • zin

    That ain't no dawg, tha's me aunty Regina!

  • Conrado Parra

    put it to sleep poor fucker must suffer...

  • asdfasdfasdf

    it seems like cheating to use burn victims in an ugly contest

  • MustacheHam

    Plus insult to injury. :(

  • Guest

    looks taxidermied

  • John Norris

    Looks like a Kardashian

  • failtuna

    Is it really fair to keep him alive? He has no eyelids and no lips, that can't be a good life for a dog. At least he has a loving owner, that's something I guess.

  • Guest

    as long as he can wag is tail probably happy right?

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