GET IT OFF ME: Freaky Giant Isopod iPhone Cases

June 23, 2014


This is an iPhone case that looks like a marine isopod. Most people will just assume it's a giant lobster tail though. You can get a silver version for $80, gold for $120, or neither for free. I'm going to go with the free option. Mostly because one of these will never fit in my jean pocket. I wear lady's jeans (long and skinny with a little flair at the bottom), and the pockets are notoriously small. They are like men's jeans change pockets. One time I tried to put my hands in my pockets and broke six fingers. Now my hands look like lobster claws. See how I brought this all back around? That's the kind of shit they don't teach you in schools. Also, how to tell good drugs from bad drugs.

Keep going for the gold version.


  • S.M. Archer

    It creeps the balls out of me just looking at it, let alone put it up to my face. And yes, I know it's fake! Creepy is as creepy does!

  • zin

    Thas muddafukken KAWAII, & if you're starved you can eat it!

    Still, all those legs & no walking functionality? I'd like one of those robot spiders following me around with my phone on its back, riding my shoulder maybe.
    Or a robot Armadillo that rolls into a ball & rolls around with my phone in its clutches. Including a personality core app that keeps screaming & puking.

  • Brendan James Boyle more practical alternative.

  • Andrew Buck

    I'm calling it iSopod until somebody stops me.

  • Ollie Williams


  • Brendan James Boyle

    I would NEVER lose my phone with a case like this...haha

  • Brendan James Boyle

    exclusive to japan only and was only sold an a special event....lame

  • Ollie Williams

    As impractical as it is, I kinda want one.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Me too except that I would want a cheaper plastic one with more realistic colors.

  • Tyguy

    That's an iPhone case?!...more like an impractical "holder".

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