These are the laser-cut rolling pins available from Etsy seller ValekRollingPins. She has a number of different patterns to choose from for $42, or she'll create a custom design from scratch for $136. I want one to make cookies that reads, "If you've already taken a bite, you'll be dead in 60 seconds." Then see how people react when they think they're going to die so soon. Will they try to kiss me? Kill me? Tell me all their secrets? That would be cool because then I could use the info against them when they don't actually die. Haha -- now I know where all the money's buried! Of course I am going to have to kill you for real now.
Keep going for several more shots including the robot and a whole bunch of different ones.
Thanks to AussieFatman, who just can't help it because Dunk-a-Roos are delicious.