This is a knife block that looks like an X-wing fighter (£70, ~$120). It comes with and holds five different knives (cook's, bread, carving, utility and paring). What's your favorite kind of knife? Mine is a ninja sword. "That is not a knife." And my penis isn't a laser gun but do I not hold it like one and make sound effects when I pee? "You have a point." Ahahahhaha, no I don't either! Clearly my brainwashing is working.
Thanks to Dal, who always runs with knives because life is too short to not take risks.