This is a short video of all 13 Saturn V rocket launches lifting off simultaneously. That...is a lot of power. The cordless leaf blower I bought yesterday? Nowhere near enough power. And if my cat hadn't already fallen in love with the box it came in I'd be returning it to Home Depot after work today. The sacrifices we make for our families, amirite? You stay-at-home-moms know what I'm talking about! I don't know how you do it. If it took any more than a cardboard box and food twice a day to make Shitty Bill happy I don't think I could do it. So, hats off to you stay-at-home-moms. And I'm not just saying that because I'm hoping for an after-school snack, but I could go for some s'mores or a PB&J cut into triangles. "With chocolate milk?" Make it Sunny D.
Hit the jump for the video. Then spend the rest of the afternoon pretending you're a space ranger blasting off for worlds unknown. Bonus points if you make blastoff noises in the middle of a meeting.
Thanks to British P, who would have strapped himself to anyone of those things and ridden it to heaven.