This is a Star Wars Episode VII movie poster as imagined by UK designer Old Red Jalopy for MTV News using photos of the recently announced cast. Is this what the actual poster will look like? Probably not. Are we all going to dress up as our favorite characters and go see the movie opening night December 18th, 2015? Not if my giant planet-destroying laser has anything to say about it! "You built a Death Star?" Come on, how could you not know I was talking about my penis? It's like we're just two ships passing in the night now.
Thanks to Ben K, who took the opportunity to give me his opinion of the new cast, which I did not read because it was too long. Dammit Ben, I have the attention span of a guppy.