This is a pair of snakeskin cowboy boots with BONUS standing cobras rising from the toes. How awesome would it be if you could cast a spell on these bad boys and make the snakes come to life? Now those would be some killer boots. See what I did there? Come kick me in the nuts until I'm coughing blood.
Thanks to chichi, who agrees it would be awesome to kick somebody's ass with these things and break a cobra off in their butthole.