More Tentacles For Holding Things: An Octopus Backpack

May 29, 2014


This is the plush octopus backpack made by Tumblr-er Jennifer Mones. I'm not sure how it was made, but presumably out of an existing octopus plush toy. I made a Cabbage Patch backpack like that once. Well, it wasn't so much a backpack as one of my little sister's Cabbage Patch dolls I ripped a hole in and used to hide drug paraphernalia while I was still living at home, but you get the point. "Wait -- what was the point?" My little sister found it and told my parents. "And?" And that's when I stopped liking her. You know what I got her for her last birthday? "Nothing?" I told the boy she likes at school that she has a penis bigger than his.

Thanks to lulu, who wants a lobster backpack full of shrimp. Mmmm, peel-and-eat?

  • Closet Nerd

    I'd get that for my son

    but he would probably strangle himself because he's a stupid little fuck

    just sayin

  • zin

    Does an octopus's beak hurt?
    Are they protected by animal rights laws?
    Is it animal cruelty if they're enjoying it?

    I'm wearing one of these backpacks right now but you can't tell because it's the limited edition Mimic Octopus version.

    Does a girl wearing this automatically mean she's DTTF?

  • Serch

    Chick looks absolutely hot

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    I want one!

  • i would date her

  • aint seen nothin yet

    i bet jennifer mones when she's wearing a bag of tentacles

  • MustacheHam

    This is an item that deserves the medal of awesomeness. :D

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