Meanwhile In Russia: Tractor Trailer Driving Up River

May 22, 2014


This is a very short video of a tractor trailer driving up a river in Russia. WHY is he driving in the river? Presumably vodka. He can barely even see out of the windshield. Oh shit, this isn't a boat! Not to brag or anything, but I drove a car into a creek once. I'm kind of a badass like this guy. "You're kind of a terrible driver." I can't even get my license back till 2018. I've been using my old Blockbuster card as I.D.

Keep going for the video. And if anybody has some background info that would be BUTT-TIGHT.

Thanks to bbq, who agrees if you're going to drive in the river at least have the decency to stay in your lane.

  • Karmas Henchman

    not sure on this particular clip but i am almost certain the truck is a Russian built 'Kamaz'.
    here is a similar clip and no doubt similar truck.

  • NotDave


  • ODwanKenObi


  • Fribble

    This is utter horse shit. That's a wake from the river and they added a horn sound to this 3 second video. Dumbasses will post anything.

  • Taylor Eisman

    Carbon Monoxide could build up in the cabin, the driver could drown, the truck could stop working...

  • zin

    Are you forealz?
    A) You see that chimney with an umbrella cover? That's the exhaust, it's well above water level so the gases will escape just fine.
    B) This is Russia we're talking about.

  • Taylor Eisman

    Doesn't matter if the exhaust is piped underneath the cabin. Any leaks in the pipe could cause it. All I'm saying, anyways, is how the hell does that truck run?

  • zin

    No leaks & the most incredibly reckless element on our planet Earth, Russianium.

  • Andrew Newton

    "Smokey sure ain't gonna catch us here in this river, huh, bandit?"

  • Chaz Gomez

    Awww... There's not enough of a video to tell if the truck is actually moving or if it's stuck because of a food...

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    It has a wake so I think its probably moving, but being driven? Not so sure...

  • Could be truck wake, could be river current...

  • Chaz Gomez

    And my point exactly... Buy after reading the response and thinking a bit I think because the video is so short, the truck is not moving. If it was moving, I don't think they'd stop videoing as they sail past so quickly.

  • Isaac King

    The wake could be produced by the flow of water rather than the potential movement of the truck.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Good point, for some reason I presumed the boat was going with the flow of the river...

  • ODwanKenObi

    Tight Butt-hole.

  • OD, i just re-read the burlesque star wars forum.
    the performers posted there- hot or what!?

  • ODwanKenObi

    Totally hot man.

  • Wai.. wha?

  • ODwanKenObi

    hot dancers are hot.

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