This is a video of Colin Furze (of 50MPH baby carriage and homemade Wolverine claws fame) walking on the ceiling thanks to his homemade Magneto boots. Sometimes I wish I could walk on the ceiling. But mostly just to kill spiders I can't reach from the ground. One time I was trying to reach this spider on the ceiling with a rolled up magazine and it dropped on my bed. Then I couldn't find it. "So that was your mattress out by the curb." Haha, the one on fire? Yeah.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to candy, who, along with soda, is responsible for all the fat kids I see running around.