This is a video of pro blacksmith/prop maker Tony Swatton forging Jon Snow's sword from Game of Thrones. If you had to choose to own any sword from any fantasy/sci-fi/video game series, what would you choose? A lightsaber? Link's Master Sword? Cloud's Buster Sword? I think if I had to choose I would pick a lightsaber. But only if it lit up like a pack of rainbow Lifesavers. I want to stand out.
Yoda: With the rainbow lightsaber, who is the boy, hmm?
Obi Wan: No clue. Let himself in, said he was friends with the Wookie. Also bragged about banging a Hutt once. Looks a little inexperienced to be swinging a lightsaber around like that.
GW: I'm dancin', I'm dancin', I'm a sexy Jedi boy! Man, this is even better than Zumba.
Yoda: Going to hurt himself, he is.
Samuel L Jackson: Hold on to your butts.
Yoda: His own leg off, he just cut.
GW: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT, THIS IS NOT GOOD. Did anybody see which way my foot went? Somebody call Princess Leia STAT.
Obi Wan: And?
GW: Tell her to come wearing a sexy nurse outfit. Say it's like a Make A Wish thing.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Lukas, who doesn't forge anything but lasting friendships. Me? Nothing but lifelong enemies. And to The Masked Crusader, who forges fear in the eyes of his enemies.