Pork & Beans In A Boxcar!: Swiss Army Hobo Utensils

May 8, 2014


This is the $28 Hobo Eat Kit. "Yummy!" Dammit Hannibal, it's not a kit for eating hobos. It's basically a Swiss Army Knife with spoon, fork and knife utensils. Plus all three can be separated from each other so you can use them simultaneously. Because nobody wants to have to hold a steak still with their fingers while they try to cut it. That's how you wind up accidentally eating a finger. "Nobody accidentally eats their own finger." No? *holding up hand* I dropped acid at Cracker Barrel once.

Keep going for a shot of the utensils separated, and one of them all folded up.



Thanks again to Paul, who once brought one of those flimsy Taco Bell sporks to a knife fight and still won.

  • I'm gonna put my company logo on it and give them to the homeless in Vancouver!

  • Guest

    i can't remember what I was going to comment


    whoa -- I never knew so many hobos read Geekologie! Can I ride the train with you guys next time?!

  • GodOfFoxes

    here let me google that for you http://bit.ly/1m2Qnfa

    Yep, been around forever in much nicer and more clever sets.

  • whacko

    These things have been around for ages. Hell, you can buy them at Walmart in the camping section.

  • FancyTrousers

    I work at Walgreens and they're in with our clearance stuff.

  • The_Farwall

    I was about to say, I have had a set since I went camping in 2008. They are cool though, I can see why you'd post when you discover them.

  • Shayan Bhattacherya

    ka-bar has made these for ages.

  • technabob

    I actually recreated the knife fight sequence of West Side Story with sporks.

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