Indiana Jones Temple Of Doom Monkey Brain Bowls

May 30, 2014

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This is the $59 Monkey Brain Bowl available from Firebox that was inspired by the feast scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (previously: this cake). Wait -- $59?! That's a little expensive for something that isn't microwave or dishwasher safe, doesn't look particularly realistic, and is covered in fur. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my cereal with as little hair nearby as possible. Fact: one time I opened a can of peaches and there was a hair inside. My brother will vouch for me on that too. Back me up, Frank. Frank? Remember that time we played Edward Forty-Hands and both pissed our pants? Good times, bro. "Those were only 22-ouncers." Jesus, Frank, I have a reputation to uphold here!

Keep going for one more shot plus a video of the feast scene from the money. Mmmm, snake surprise!

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Thanks to lilco, who agrees if you're going to eat out of a skull, you should make it the skull of a sworn enemy.

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