Indiana Jones Temple Of Doom Monkey Brain Bowls

May 30, 2014


This is the $59 Monkey Brain Bowl available from Firebox that was inspired by the feast scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (previously: this cake). Wait -- $59?! That's a little expensive for something that isn't microwave or dishwasher safe, doesn't look particularly realistic, and is covered in fur. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my cereal with as little hair nearby as possible. Fact: one time I opened a can of peaches and there was a hair inside. My brother will vouch for me on that too. Back me up, Frank. Frank? Remember that time we played Edward Forty-Hands and both pissed our pants? Good times, bro. "Those were only 22-ouncers." Jesus, Frank, I have a reputation to uphold here!

Keep going for one more shot plus a video of the feast scene from the money. Mmmm, snake surprise!


Thanks to lilco, who agrees if you're going to eat out of a skull, you should make it the skull of a sworn enemy.

  • Closet Nerd

    I've eaten my wife's disgusting vag, how bad could monkey brains be?

    just sayin....

  • That may be the worst (and funniest) thing I've heard all year.

  • dougfunnay

    chilled..... gw...... chilled monkey brains...... who in gods name would just eat ordinary every day monkey brains

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Warm monkey brain anyone?
    And of course, the making of

  • Das Auge isst mit, der Inder isst das Auge mit!

  • Sorry Transaktion: A Feast for the eye , the indians feast on the eye.

  • Not Transaktion Translation , stupid autocorrect!

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