I Drank Out Of A Boot Once: Saucony Hamburger Shoes

May 2, 2014


These are the £99 (~$167) Saucony x End Clothing Shadow 5000 Burgers. They're sneakers that are supposed to look like burgers. Just plain burgers though, no cheese. Huge mistake guys, everybody loves cheeseburgers. Whatever you do, just don't try to eat them. Jk jk, totally try to eat them. Why not, I drank a whole beer out of a friend's boot once in college and look how I turned out. "You just ate a cat treat from between the couch cushions." Meow meow meow meow meow.

Keep going for shots of the burger shoes from all angles.






Thanks to Silvermidnight, hands down my favorite hue of midnight (excluding blood red).

  • MustacheHam

    They look like me. :(

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    They are colorful and interesting to look at, but I have found that expensive shoes wear out as fast or even faster than cheap shoes.
    I liked the shoes I had years ago that had Velcro instead of laces.

  • Cortney A.

    Paying $100+ for shoes makes me as about as ill as you would get from eating a raw hamburger.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    It's okay with me that the shoes don't have cheese, I'm lactose intolerant.

  • Joel Lamm


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