Guy's Automatically Extending/Retracing Wolverine Claws

May 16, 2014


This is a video of Youtuber ColinFurze's 12-inch stainless steel pecker Wolverine claws. They're pneumatically operated via an air tank on his back, and not telepathically, which would be even cooler. As seen in the video, they're perfect for hacking away at watermelons, cardboard, and popping a Mystique blow-up doll. They are not perfect for airline travel. Unless you can avoid the airport and ride on the X-Men's own Blackbird jet. Hey Professor X, let me sit on your lap. "No." Come on. "No." Hey Storm, let me sit on your lap. "I know what you're doing." What? That I asked Professor X first knowing he would say no so it wouldn't seem so obvious that I really wanted to sit in your lap the whole time? "Yes." Curses! Hey Cyclops, let me-- "Anytime, big boy." Dammit you were supposed to say no so I could ask Rogue.

Keep going for two videos, the first a video of the claws in action, the second a how-to in cause you want to make your own.

Thanks to King of all Geeks, who won a Magic: The Gathering tournament to earn the title.

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  • aaag

    Idk what's so special about Wolvie except for his claws. All other Xmen have cool powers laser eyes and weather control and all he has are claws. Fighting a future mutant overlord? I GOT CLAWS!

    srsly just replace wolvie with a cat, at least you can pet him

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    So one day he'll be standing at a urinal and..................................................

  • It's gonna suck the first time his nose itches with those things equipped. "Oh I'll be alright, it's just for a sec..."


    What a twat.

  • Namor

    Video is 3 minutes too long

  • Gingerbread

    They look rather sharp, not sure if I'd stick them that close to my face...

  • BeastmanAIDS

    Those claws are fucking awesome but the guys exaggerated enthusiasm makes me want to stick those tanks up his arse and pneumatically send him to the sun.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I don't think it is exaggerated enthusiasm. It is insanity!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I was going to comment his enthusiasm was the best part of the video... I'm glad I don't walk all day with a bottle up my arse, it certainly doesn't look comfortable.

  • Cy

    I want that workshop. I could build all sorts of things that would probably end up killing me.

  • Kevin

    that. is. awesome.

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  • wastedkitten

    Holy crap I want these!

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