Guy Builds X-Men Inspired Wrist-Mounted Flamethrowers

May 30, 2014

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This is the third in Colin Furze's series of homemade X-Men abilities (previously: Wolverine claws and Magneto boots). This time he made Pyro's flamethrowers, capable of shooting 12-foot long flames from the wrist. Definitely not the kind of homemade superpower you'd want when you're trying to hold your penis steady at a urinal. *please don't think about fire, please don't think about fire, please don't -- WHOOOOOSH!* Great, now my penis looks like a hotdog that fell between the grate of the grill. "You should sit down when you pee." I probably should. Unfortunately, I have a little life rule about NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM STRANGERS STANDING BEHIND ME AT THE URINAL.

Keep going for a video demo.

Thanks to RobbieR, who asked me if I'd rather shoot flames or spider webs from my wrists and I chose chocolate milk.

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