Guy Builds X-Men Inspired Wrist-Mounted Flamethrowers

May 30, 2014


This is the third in Colin Furze's series of homemade X-Men abilities (previously: Wolverine claws and Magneto boots). This time he made Pyro's flamethrowers, capable of shooting 12-foot long flames from the wrist. Definitely not the kind of homemade superpower you'd want when you're trying to hold your penis steady at a urinal. *please don't think about fire, please don't think about fire, please don't -- WHOOOOOSH!* Great, now my penis looks like a hotdog that fell between the grate of the grill. "You should sit down when you pee." I probably should. Unfortunately, I have a little life rule about NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM STRANGERS STANDING BEHIND ME AT THE URINAL.

Keep going for a video demo.

Thanks to RobbieR, who asked me if I'd rather shoot flames or spider webs from my wrists and I chose chocolate milk.

  • MC

    Colin Furze:The English Fire-bender.

  • stuffsticks

    Now to combine them all to make his own Syndrome A La Incredibles

  • stuffsticks

    That slice of bread must have tasted disgusting

  • I was going to go all hardcore geek and say something about Pyro having his shooters on the backs of his arms and how this wasn't authentic, then I realized what would happen if you had these things on the backs of your arms and some of the flaming hot liquid dripped onto the back of your hands by accidents and well...

    I shall forgo the mild indignation I initially felt in favor of safety and less burns :D

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    What he is using is a gas. And it is pretty safe for a huge flame thing (notice how the hot portion of the flame stays away from his hand)

  • Now our Great Cosmic Zombie Turtle Lord, he build Him a super-powered shell! Guy Build X-Men Gadgets

  • Follower of The Turtle

    Rejoice in the power of The Cosmic Zombie Turtle!!! May we all join Him one day in Shell!

  • Follower of The Turtle

    No my dear hatchling, he is merely one of the first forefathers of The Great Cosmic Zombie Turtle. This child grew up to preach of Our Lord and guided us to The Great Ocean of Knowledge.

  • Closet Nerd

    I know I'm a flamer, but this is too much

    Just sayin

  • another amazing film replica:
    James Bonds Buzzsaw watch

  • Follower of The Turtle

    Now our Great Cosmic Zombie Turtle Lord demands he build Him a superpowered shell! Do it now heathen!

  • All hail the cosmic zombie turtle!

  • ODwanKenObi

    Hail Cosmic Zombie Turtle!!

  • Closet Nerd

    Praise Cosmic Zombie Turtle!!!

    just sayin....

  • Hail Comic Zombie Turtle!

  • Follower of The Turtle

    DO NOT MOCK OUR GREAT LORD, or He shall smite thee with His Mighty Turtle stub hand!

  • ODwanKenObi

    Hail comic Zombie Turtle!

  • Follower of The Turtle

    Our Great Cosmic Zombie Turtle Lord is anything BUT comical! My dear hatchling, Our Lord rejoices in excessive sexual activity and copious amounts of cannabis intake! Is this not what thou wishes to partake in? Do not mock Our Lord, and yee shall party forever in Shell.

  • steve holt

    what's the over/under on this dude killing himself with these hijinks before the year's out?

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