Classic Paintings Get Hit With Today's Standard Of Beauty

May 22, 2014

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This is a series of gifs of classic painting showing the original image, then a Photoshopped version with the ladies slimmed down to today's standard of beauty. Personally, I don't like today's standard of beauty. I'll take a plump, tasteful nude over the skinny versions any day. This reminds me -- one time in middle school my class took a field trip to the museum and I got separated from the rest of the group. You know where they found me? "In the tasteful nudes section?" What? No, that isn't even a real section. I was dry-humping a dinosaur model. It's like you don't even know me anymore.

Keep going for more.

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Thanks to lilco, who is also a huge fan of tasteful nudes. Heck yeah! I'll distract the security guard while you take a selfie pretending to lick that one's paintings tits.

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