What It Would Look Like: If Everyone On Earth Was Piled Into The Grand Canyon

April 29, 2014


This is a rendering depicting what it would look like if all 7.159-billion humans alive on earth today were piled into the Grand Canyon. It would suck to be on the bottom of that pile. Or anywhere in it, actually. Because I am NOT showing up for everybody piled in the Grand Canyon picture day. I am going to spend that day robbing as many banks as I possibly can. Then when everybody gets home and returns to normal life they'll be all, "Oh shit, who is this GW character and where did he get 4-trillion dollars?" And I'll be like, "I did the stock market." They will believe me, and I will name myself supreme ruler of earth. And I will demand monuments be erected in my honor. And I want them to be gigantic titties that can be viewed with the naked eye from my moon-base. "Wow." See? I would make a great leader.

Keep going for the whole video from VSauce discussing how many things there are in the universe (SPOILER: a whole bunch).

Thanks to Rickman, who wants to see what it would look like if everyone on earth were piled into the back of a clown car.

  • justin

    this would drive an android insane

  • Andre Bradshaw

    That would be a really fun trick to play on a future intelligent race on earth: You know, to gather everyone together in one place to die. Best prank ever.

  • And here's what it would look like if everyone on earth was piled into a black hole:

    I am also an artist now. Hold your applause.

  • RobCoSystems

    Oddly comforting...population alarmists often try to convey the image that we're super-collasal broods of cockroaches running rampant across the limited surface of the planet, when, actually, we're pretty insignificant.

  • aldenscott

    It's about the resources we use and the impact we have on the environment and its ability to sustain us over time. It's not the amount of physical space we take up.

  • RobCoSystems

    All resources are for Our Lord Cthulhu. There is no physical space. There is no space. Ia!

  • so_nex

    You mean Our Lord ChinChin

  • ODwanKenObi

    I think the guy in the video is over thinking... wait for it... Things.
    I'm here all night folks.

  • Guest

    I see no reason to restrict yourself to the visible Universe

  • Forblat

    You're in my personal space, please take a step or two back

  • Mike Harper

    See, plenty of land to go around.

  • Mario Rosales

    iv got a decent hunch that this is fake

  • Guest

    you can tell by the shadows. they're all wrong. rocks on the bottom left shadow to the top-right, pile shadow to the top-right-right. its the right direction wrong angle.

  • Kaizer Chief

    If you're going to impersonate Daisy, try to remember that it's "shadow's" with an apostrophe.

  • Guest

    That isn't even close to impersonating Daisy. Daisy always talked about Never Back Down and had a very specific form to follow.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Ahh, the good old days.

  • Exactly. If that's everyone on Earth, then who took the photo?

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    It's a mass selfie.

  • Matticus

    A drone camera

  • Andrew Newton

    It would be interesting to see the amount of food that many people consumes in a year piled up.

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