Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Faces Soda Box Display

April 7, 2014


This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That's a penis." Heck yeah it is! "Just like last time." Maybe to the untrained eye, but this one is fatter than the last one. Plus I made the balls with Brisk Ice Tea this time.

Thanks to MXC, who agrees the best sodas are grape, red cream soda and orange, in that order.

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  • jeffrey jakubowski

    How has there not been a lawsuit of these soda displays falling and trampling someone to death yet?

  • Because they don't have feet...?

  • Johnny On The Spot

    Something slightly interesting to try: Go to where one of these displays is, any soda display. Stand back and look at it with the naked eye. Then take out your phone and look at it with the camera.
    That is all.

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