This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That's a penis." Heck yeah it is! "Just like last time." Maybe to the untrained eye, but this one is fatter than the last one. Plus I made the balls with Brisk Ice Tea this time.
Thanks to MXC, who agrees the best sodas are grape, red cream soda and orange, in that order.