Party Time: Viagra-Dosed Champagne Flavored Ice Cream

April 14, 2014

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This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-dark ice cream fame) for what sounds like some sort of sex party. Me? I'll take a pizza party over a sex party any day.

The concoction was apparently dreamt up to satisfy an "A-list" celebrity client who wanted something special for a party. And, according to Francis, the guests were "very happy with the end result."

The end result being what exactly? A roomful of dudes with boners? Because that is not my dream world. Besides, you don't need to add Viagra to ice cream for it to give you a boner. Ice cream should do it on its own. "I've eaten it before and didn't get one." Try rubbing it on your nuts.

Thanks to an idiot friend of mine. You know who you are, Terry.

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