Life Size Han Solo In Carbonite Replicas For Sale

April 9, 2014


This is the $7,000 replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite being sold by Sideshow Collectibles. The only thing I've ever collected from a sideshow? A handful of the bearded lady's beard. Frozen Han will be available for preorder starting April 10th, and they even offer payment plans for people that really want a life size Han Solo frozen in carbonite replica but, financially speeaking, probably aren't ready for one. Life size Darth Vader and Boba Fett figures are also scheduled for release in the near future. Not scheduled for release in the near future? My buddy, Clark. Apparently the courts take arson seriously. Honestly, if I had known that I probably would have framed somebody I liked less (sorry homie -- try to keep that ass tight).

Keep going for a couple more shots.




Thanks to Pavel, who is going to buy two and smash one in front of the line waiting to get into the new Star Wars movie next year like those Youtube jerks do every time a new video game console comes out.

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