Just In Time For Mother's Day: A Scarf Flask For Ladies

April 30, 2014


Remember the FlaskTie for men? Well now the makers are back with the FlaskScarf for women. Each $25 scarf (which comes in a variety of colors and stripes) has a hidden bladder than can hold up to 8-ounces of booze. Pregnant? Fill it with juice instead! Not pregnant? Get drunk and get pregnant! I'm kidding, please don't do that. I mean you can, but I don't think the guy you're dating is right for you. I could be wrong, but I'm not. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. "Did you just quote Darth Vader while giving relationship advice?" No...I am your father! "Just stop." I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Keep going for a couple more shots.





Thanks to Shawn, who either works for or owns the company and didn't send me a Flask Tie like I asked for last time so he's lucky I love booze enough to post these anyways.

  • To the Author,
    We would love to send you a FlaskTie. Please contact me at kylelemmon@baxbo.com

  • Endris

    Happy Mother's Day!
    Giving you a gift that caused you to be a mother in the first place.

  • adsfasdfasdf

    for mom, the perfect gift from the reason that you drink, -your loving daughter, becky.

  • Perfect Marketing.

    "Now you can combine her two greatest loves: scarves, and getting fucked up in public on the down low. Happy Mother's Day, Mom."

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