I'M NOT DEAD YET: Tree Stands Back Up When Getting Chainsawed To Pieces

April 23, 2014

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Least fun trampoline ever.

This is a video of a man cutting up a fallen tree, when the tree decides lying down isn't as relaxing as it originally sounded and gets back up. Or maybe jumping on that trampoline wasn't as fun as it thought. You know, when I lived in Virginia I cut down a dead tree in my backyard once. It f***ing CRUSHED my neighbor's fence. Then he came out angry and yelling at me and I was all, "You knew I was a drunk when you bought that house -- this is your bad."

Keep going for the short video.

Thanks to Cameron, who would have bare-handed karate chopped that tree in the neck so hard there is no way it could have gotten back up.

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  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Yikes! It's a zombie tree!

  • JJtoob

    Make me a gif so I can use it any time I want to tell people I got a boner.

  • Adrian Setiawan

    after being cut??

  • JJtoob

    Yes, after being cut, otherwise it would be awkward lol.

  • Franco E

    Awesome.

  • Ziroc_Ironworks

    Do you even know Physics bro? :)

  • Guest

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  • darabe

    the grendal

  • WhiteEagle2

    da fuck?

  • Guest

    Ị̟̮̪͜ ̙͔̳̞͡l̠̠i̯̜̬̲̹̪̫̕ve͝. ̼͙͇͚͓͎I͔̜͈̹͘ ̴̖͕l̙̙̬um͖̥ͅb͔̯̦͜è̯r҉̬̣͔̦͈̥.̧͈̖
    ̘̘̼̖͙̩ͅ

  • Jared Gonzales

    hahahahha

  • Guest

    ignore that

  • Kevin

    Angry Birds anyone?

  • Guest

    nope.

  • Grob

    AND NOW I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOULS!!

  • Jai

    I don't even care that it's easily explained, that was cool

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