I'd Buy A Lebowski Rug: Business Cards For Fictional Movie Characters Starting Their Own Businesses

April 29, 2014


This is a series of 27 business cards created by Italian design firm Invasione Creativa for fictional movie characters starting their own businesses. They're all pretty clever. I especially liked the Total Recall one for three-boobie plastic surgery. Now that is some plastic surgery worth getting. Granted finding a bra that fits might be difficult, but why would you wear one anyways? You have three titties. You are like the Cerberus of cleavage. When I was like eleven I knew a boy on the swim team with a nipple on his back. He let me touch it once. First time since breastfeeding I touched a nipple that wasn't my own, and I was only 11. "Nobody like a bragger, GW." Haha -- I am so cool!

Keep going for all 27.


Thanks to Dacrikka and Allison, who hired the X-Men to perform at a kid's birthday party once and said shit got out of hand real quick.

  • putomadre

    Lebowski not lebowsky

  • Guest

    they are riddled with errors.

  • whacko

    Most of these kinda suck. They had very little thought put into them, and in the case of the Blade Runner design spelled Deckard's name wrong.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Shouldn't it be Frank's costumes and masks?

  • adsfasdfasdf

    I'd totally buy a radiator from the starks. for a medieval castle they had a great hot water setup with steam heated walls and floors. I wonder if they'd try to talk me into drilling to use geothermal?

  • adsfasdfasdf

    The snow white apple bite appears to be a triceratops.
    girl needs to get her teeth fixed.

  • putomadre

    You tards. That's the fuckin witch.

  • Lux Blake

    I'm so glad I wasn't the only one confused about that.

  • Smeg

    Should "Dekar" be Deckard (ie Blade Runner)?

  • Guest

    it definitely should, there was an origami unicorn specifically

  • Richard Marcej

    Shouldn't it be "Gaff Origami"? since it was Gaff who made them not Deckard.

  • Muryu

    There is a Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Glasgow, Scotland. We ordered from them on Saturday and Raphael delivered!

  • adsfasdfasdf

    pix pix pix!



  • Muryu

    Link to the facebook disappeared, here's a photo


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