I Just Bite Them: Jawbreaker In Blender In Super Slow-Mo

April 7, 2014


This is a video of a jawbreaker getting torn up in a blender filmed in super slow motion. You remember the giant 4-inch jawbreaker you convinced your parents to let you get one summer when you were growing up? The one that came in a little plastic case you could wear around your neck for storage while you worked on it over several days? I finished mine. It f***ed my mouth up, but I finished it. Then I smoked a whole pack of candy cigarettes to celebrate. Twelve years later, diabetes.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to carey, who loves candy so much she beelines it to the Sweet Factory first thing whenever she goes to the mall.

  • Johnny Fartpants

    FFS, stop bothering to write anything with your posts, the humour has GONE...

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    I've had two jawbreakers in my entire life. I almost choked on the second one, which is why there wasn't a third. And also because I remember it tasted very much like a Tinkertoy. Remember those? maybe they used the same coloring agent.

  • Meeestamike

    You're ruining the blades!!! Nooooooooo!

  • MustacheHam

    Now for a real jawbreaker put a human jaw into the blender! >:3

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