I Did Not Know That Was A Thing: 'Epic Pen Spinning'

April 17, 2014


This is 'Epic Pen Spinning', a video of pen spinners Ian Jenson and PPM spinning the everliving shit out of some pens. It's worth a watch, even if you just skip around. These aren't cheap Bic pens though, these things are PRECISION BALANCED WRITING INSTRUMENTS. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Does it involve your ass?" Maybe. "Does it involve what one of these would feel like up there?" I'M TIRED OF SHARPIES.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lauren, who once spun a pen in class so hard the cap flew off and hit her teacher right in the buttcheek. Whoa, direct hit!

  • It was all the rage in my primary school years, most of the class could do that. We also spinned books and dictionaries (I'm not even kidding). Technically those aren't pens, they can't write and are specifically made for spinning. The boys could spin actual pens too, but these custom made ones are easier to perform stunts on. The local bookstore sold those and they still do.

  • exquisite_dead_guy

    Now replace those with drum sticks... learn to play the drums... and you might actually get laid one day.

  • jarek redman

    I put all my pens in secure cases like they do.

  • reminds me of finger tutting for fools who cant dance.... lame!!!

  • SlipperieSlope

    I'll never get those three minutes back...

  • Iknowyou

    Well I guess this proves the saying that "if you spend enough time doing something you will become a master at it"

  • Bling Nye

    Master Bater says BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!

  • Iknowyou

    simply because of the multiple meanings of Bater I am having a harder time than usual getting this joke.

  • Sean Trace

    Still Virgins!

  • Guest

    ha asians. even their version of hackysack off is linked to studying

  • cardstock

    His power comes from his camo cargo pants.

  • Cortney A.

    Pen spinning has been around for a while now, it just happen to come out before people got obsessed with sharing every one of their little useless talents with the world.

  • Aalok

    These guys put Boris from Goldeneye to shame. But you'd think after all this pen spinning, they'd be a little less scrawny. Or at least have Popeye-esque forearms... guess not though.

  • Mr. K

    Clearly the authors of this video would have very different answers than I if asked to define the word, "epic."

  • dx_xb

    Yes but have they ever touched a boob? I rest my case

  • Frédéric Purenne

    On the flip side (see what I did there?), once they do they'll finger the girl to a total bliss!

  • Adrian Setiawan

    Hmmm, I don't think so, lol~

  • What the hell kind of pens are those? They really don't look like pens at all.

    Plus doing your little pen tricks over a passed out bum is kinda douchey.

  • dinkster

    Yeah I agree that using performance enhancing equipment is weak sauce. They should do that with a pen they steal from the bank teller.

  • Bling Nye

    You can special order them from Pen Island, they're awesome. Go to their website, it's the business name and dot org or com, I'm not sure.... try both just in case.

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