Her Satisfaction Level Is Over 9000: Geeky Condoms

April 4, 2014


This is a series of geeky condom package designs by Australian artist Kode Abdo. Personally, I think condom packaging should contain inspirational messages like, "You can do this!", "Congratulations!", "I can't believe this is happening!", "High-five!" and "Think of spaghetti if you're going to climax too soon." Still, the superhero condom idea isn't that bad either. I want one with a Spider-Man design. And I want it read, "Swing from this?"

Keep going for seven more.








Thanks to Bria and roberto, who encourage you all to wrap it up.

  • Seth

    Spider Man condom - so I dont shoot my webbing all over you.

  • asdfadfs

    dat pokemon one...i do not want to catch them all thats the entire point >_> stupid shitty condom, and that thing about dieing in this dangerous game... o_______0

    and that thing about catching her by surprise? patrick rape, that face on the condom, the ominous dick shadow...

  • westmclarenmerc

    If you are the kind of geek/nerd who buys these kind of condoms over Durex. Well, I have sad news for you. You will not get laid.

    As to the confused bunch here. Condoms, when used improperly, can tear. Meaning that STD's can still be transfered to other people. The proper use of safe sex is for both parties to get tested for all possible STD's and not having any. For birth control the above mentioned still applies but you'll have to factor in the use of female anti-conceptions and the use of condoms. And even if (or when) the condoms tears it's still wise for woman to use something like a morning after pill, even though they use anti-conceptants.

    Allthough, in the end we kinda do die. It's the burden of being mortal.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Bizarre disclaimer, ".... a lot of people will die in this dangerous game."
    but don't you sometimes need to play this game
    if there are going to be any future players?

  • The silhouettes along with some of the phrases make me think it's more about rape than anything else.

  • asdfadfs

    rape? what? no, its consensual sex by surprise.

    if she wasn't into it she'd run away, remember a woman with her skirt up can run an order of magnitude faster than a man with his pants down

  • Wait, why do they keep saying that using condoms is not safe sex and everyone is going to die? I looked it up and it's some pro-life propaganda. Pretty odd thing to include in a bunch of condom pictures.

  • OrehRatiug

    What's dumb is that most of the sperm will 'die' even if you are having marital sex to make a baby.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    It's like they are trying to sell condoms, and trying to scare you into being abstinent at the same time.


    Ash is 10.

  • asdfadfs

    well ash was 10 when his mom kicked him out of the house so she could shack up with oak. its been like a decade of him being a hobo on the dogfighting circut

    he might be gay though, he keeps turning down all the ladies, unless hes just clueless(which supports the trapped at 10 thing)

  • Malcolm Reynolds

    "Guaranteed to Catch'em All"

    I know the pronoun refers to "catching" the gender you're attracted to but any time I think of "catching" something and sex I usually think of STDs.

  • Tyguy


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