Good Lookin': Some Guy Gave The New Ninja Turtles Less Freaky/More Traditional Looking Noses

April 2, 2014


Remember the recently released trailer for the new Ninja Turtles movie? Remember how you thought the Ninja Turtles looked off but couldn't quite place why? It's because they had human-like nostrils instead of the traditional bulbous noses! And now somebody went and fixed them in these pictures. Unfortunately, they will not be fixed in the actual movie, so I will be licking gummi worms and throwing them at the screen trying to get them to stick. And anybody who has a problem with that will have to take it up with my nunchucks. "Those are two Coke cups held together by a Twizzler." COME AT ME THEN.

Keep going for shots of Leonardo.


Thanks to whoever posted this on their Facebook wall instead of sending it to me, this is all the credit you get.

  • Johannes Stoll

    This is correct, especially with that great material Eastman and Laird put out there. I bet they messed up splinter, bebop and rocksteady as well. Have you thought about them as well? When I see noses on THE TURTLES....I just ask myself what's next. I promise you that we all gonna puke during this movie because it feels nothing like TMNT :(
    @Jared Gonzales: this is absolutely correct. thanks man :)))))
    "The second Leo picture is a GREAT example of a compromise in updating the turtles' look that would have easily pleased everyone, including the old fans."

  • Madd Hatter Crow

    The New Nose Is Scary As Shit

  • KLanD

    Fnk me.. that looks SOOO much better.

    I don't care if the noses are "more realistic", they look like sh!t.

  • o0THX11380o

    But they would look terrible pronouncing phonemes. Giving them the other nose and a mouth allows for non-terrible looking mouth movement.

  • KLanD

    Soo.. you didn't notice the one where they changed the nose but not the mouth?

  • William Verbjar

    Anyone else think Mikey in shot 2 looks like The Toxic Avenger wearing an orange mask and turtle shell?

  • The Alchemist

    Please don't support this film.

    Do you want to see The Neverending Story remade in CG? How about Gremlins with each creature in CG? The whole film of Labyrinth? Harry and the Hendersons? The Goonies?

    Sometimes puppets and animatronics are NECESSARY over CG. Please, let Hollywood know with your dollars.

  • asdfadfs

    either of those versions is significantly better

  • Jai Mico

    The reason Michael Bay keeps ruining 80s Franchises is because people go and spend money on movies that are shit ! You don't want Michael bay to keep doing this? STOP GOING TO HIS FUCKING MOVIES!

  • MustacheHam

    Looks less like the rippers (Tank Girl). :B

  • Guest

    that the one that sodomized a toy monkey with a banana?

  • Mighty Molecule

    there should be a premiere pro/after effects kickstarter for a team to go through the entire film and fix this

  • Brandon Steele

    I like the nostrils, but i wish they would have kept the old head shape....

  • Mister Cerberus

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Shrek

    Heroes in an onion skin - Ogre power!

  • MeggyMonster

    The first picture of Leo looks damn smexy. ...Did I just type that out and not just think that in my head?

  • MeggyMonster


  • Azariel_z

    Less Whoopi Goldberg look, nice...

  • Conrado Parra

    is it racist if i think they look like african-americans?

  • the antagonist

    No. Many people of African descent have relatively broad, flat, and low noses. These features, theoretically, increase airflow and cooling in the arid, desert climate which covers much of Africa.

    There's no need to confuse "racial" with "racist".

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Maybe it is the lips?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Oh! Now I think they look like Whoopi Goldberg! Look at that smile!

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