Dreams Really Do Come True: The Tiered Pizza Cake

April 18, 2014


If a pizza and spaghetti had sex their baby would be lasagna. What? It's important to think about these things. If some dude and spaghetti had sex, the spaghetti would not get pregnant, and hopefully the pervert burns his pecker in the marinara and learns his lesson (go for the pizza next time). This is the pizza cake, an entry in Boston Pizza's 'Pizza Game Changers' competition. The (predominately Canadian) pizza chain claims the pizza product with the most votes will be made a reality. Obviously, this will be the winner by a landslide, and become all the rage at birthday parties and weddings. Alternatively, buy six pizzas from anywhere and stack them yourself. You could be eating your own pizza cake tonight! Me? It's hard to say what I'll be eating tonight, but I can almost guarantee it'll be eaten on a street corner between bars.

Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees the best pizzas are New York style sloppy greasers that have to be folded in half and will still collapse if you don't hold it with two hands. And to dr venkman, who insists Chicago deep dish is best. Hoho, let's argue about it over some slices.

  • Mister Cerberus

    Yes. Yes to all of this.

  • adsfasdfasdf

    ...so the canadians reinvented pizzagane? took them long enough. I've been eating "pizzacake" every easter for the last 20 years because tradition

  • Guest

    And you didn't tell US?

  • GirlFromSpace

    There is a severe lack of sauce. Just sayin....

  • BUT WE'RE NOT DONE! We take that pizza cake and we smother it in our special guacamolito sauce and wrap it in an authentic Parisian crepe filled with egg, gruyere, and italian sausage and portabello mushrooms! Then we roll THAT up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter, then deep fry it until it's golden brown! Then we serve it all in our commemorative tote bag filled with SPICY vegetarian chili! TAAACCOOO TOOOOWN!!

  • adsfasdfasdf

    i would eat that

  • Turbosloth

    I've never been prouder to be Canadian.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    How do you spell that sound Homer Simpson makes when he thinks of food (e.g. "doughnuts!")?

  • adsfasdfasdf

    "mmmmmm doughnuts gasgafgasgaf"? you just mash on the keyboard a little.

  • MustacheHam

    Why have a pizza pie, when you can have a pizza cake. :D
    Pretty cool concept btw.

  • Tech Blender

    AKA lasagna.

  • Ollie Williams

    I would like that in me. This is also a test to see if my comments are continuing to be deleted.

  • Just confirming your comment was deleted and no one read it.

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