Death Wish: Helmet Cam Of Extreme Downhill Bike Run

April 16, 2014


You can call me a sissy all you want, but I got sweaty palms watching this. Just keep in mind that if you do decide to call me a sissy I will punch you in the face. Because, while I'm genuinely terrified of falling 120-feet to my death on a bicycle, I am not afraid of some good old fashioned combat. You know how many fights I've been in? All of them. And I've always been on the winning side. You know what my secret to success is? "Living in fantasy land?" No -- never picking sides until the fight is ending, then rushing out on the battlefield apologizing you just had to take a monster shit. Works like a charm.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to PYY, who was convinced this was an alternate ending to Thelma and Loise for a second. Peaches.

  • payd1rt

    Gulevich's run was pretty good, but this one by Kelly McGarry was better, and more pucker-factor too!

  • ODwanKenObi

    someone playing Tuba at 1:45

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    That fish eye lens is needlessly cruel!

  • Shawn Chong

    Damn, that was easy, I do that all the time!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Can someone please tell me what's happening? All I see on the screen are gigantic balls of iron...

  • Xankar

    I thought 'I' was gonna die.

  • Virgil Grin

    His bike was specialy designed with a cradle for his enormous testacles

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