Darth Vader Helmet Toaster Toasts Vader Head On Bread

April 2, 2014


This is the $45 Darth Vader Toaster available for pre-order (they ship in July) from the BigBadToyStore. It toasts Vader's head on one slice of bread and the Star Wars logo on the other. It's basically the exact same as this Darth Vader toaster I posted back in 2008, except this one is shaped like Vader's head. Apparently that product improvement was six years in the making. Also, why is there a reheat button? Under what circumstances does a person find themselves needing to reheat toast? Because if you find yourself in that situation it might just be time to say f*** it to breakfast and hope you have better luck with lunch.

Thanks to BBQ, who agrees Jesus and Mary are where the real burnt toast faces are at.

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