Cuddling: Sexy Captain Kirk And Spock Body Pillow

April 17, 2014


Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'your wildest dreams', because I am not into dudes. And by 'dudes' I mean 'these dudes', because I could dry-hump a Captain Picard/Geordi La Forge body pillow till all the stuffing came out.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Artemis, who agrees if you're going to buy one, you might as well buy two and make yourself the meat of a Captain Kirk/Spock sandwich.

  • Shane Smith

    William shatner & Leonard memory look the ideal couple

  • Leonard memory?

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Highly illogical.

    and if I you hadn't told me it was Cpt. Kirk I would have thought it was just some guy who took off his yellow shirt. Spock looks like my grandma's former neighbor, an Asian woman.

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    Do not want! :(

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Lol! As someone into men, NOPE!



  • Guest

    at least they gave kirk breasts...

    come to think of it thats some pretty feminine hips/stomach spok is flashin there. whats up with that?

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