CHOO CHOO!: Train Conductor Kicks Idiot Trying To Take Selfie Right By The Train Tracks In His Stupid Head

April 16, 2014

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This is a video of some jackass trying to take a video of himself right in front of a train as it passes. Thankfully, the conductor, who clearly identified this little nobgoblin from a mile away, boots him in the face. Some people are speculating it's fake, which I don't think it is, but regardless -- you can definitely still masturbate to to it. Just ask my roommate. *knocking on bedroom door* "JUST A MIIIIIINUTE." Dammit Derrek, you're going to go blind! At least drink some Gatorade and stay hydrated, your climax is gonna look like a dust bunny.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Reid, who once got yelled at by a conductor for trying to flatten pennies on the train tracks.

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