CHOO CHOO!: Train Conductor Kicks Idiot Trying To Take Selfie Right By The Train Tracks In His Stupid Head

April 16, 2014


This is a video of some jackass trying to take a video of himself right in front of a train as it passes. Thankfully, the conductor, who clearly identified this little nobgoblin from a mile away, boots him in the face. Some people are speculating it's fake, which I don't think it is, but regardless -- you can definitely still masturbate to to it. Just ask my roommate. *knocking on bedroom door* "JUST A MIIIIIINUTE." Dammit Derrek, you're going to go blind! At least drink some Gatorade and stay hydrated, your climax is gonna look like a dust bunny.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Reid, who once got yelled at by a conductor for trying to flatten pennies on the train tracks.

  • Shawn Chong

    Kinda reminds me of troll face:

  • GutterHunk

    I rode freight before, most conductors would do this and more for people. If you find where this guy was you could probably check schedules and find who this hero was, he deserves some thanks

  • Guest

    looking at freezeframe's i the only one who locks his teeth and doesn't stand around with my mouth slightly open behind my lips all the time?

  • Guest


  • The Pelado

    That conductor may have saved his life... check on the freeze-frame above, there's a nasty piece of metal behind the guy's foot, it looks like THAT could have hit him.

  • Jared Gonzales

    At the 1 second mark, you can actually hear the conductor shouting at the man as a warning.

  • adsfasdfasdf

    woah, right at throat slashing height too they should stick a tennisball on that or something

  • Grob

    or maybe have like a giant metal machine blaring a horn as a warning to get the fuck out of the way instead

  • The Pelado

    yeah! oh, wait...

  • dougfunnay

    there definitely is

    looks like the conductor wasnt trying to teach him a lesson so much as he was trying to prevent his brains from spilling all over the tracks

  • aint seen nothin yet

    just like the government, GW erases all evidence of a double post and makes us look like conspiracy nuts

  • John_Drake

    Kudos on the freeze-frame, GW!

  • frs

    fock bitch shoes schoes kicks fock bitch

  • Guest

    Freezeframe is the best frame, that guy should get gw to release his artist's rights on it(he chose that specific frame, if the wedding photographer owns my wedding pictures and some tattooist owns something I sketched for him that he put on on my skin then gw owns this) so he can use that frame as an avatar

  • Tyguy

    He deserved it

  • aint seen nothin yet

    stuck in a double post infinite loop! every time i hit next story i just go back and forth through the double posts!

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    De'ja' vu

  • bodoo

    OOPS double post ;)

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