Beautiful Shots Of Clone Trooper Action Figures IRL

April 18, 2014


This is a photographic series by Malaysian photographer Zahir Batin of clone trooper toys doing their thing in real life. It's reminiscent of this photo series of how stormtroopers spend their day off. If I was a clone trooper, you know what I would do in my spare time? Kill Darth Vader. Then I would be a rebel hero and, hopefully, be rewarded with the most beautiful Ewok bride in the whole treehouse village. "Wait, a WHAT kind of bride?" Congratulations, that was a test and you passed. Nobody wants to be with an Ewok. Now a female Wookiee -- that would be a furry ride worth taking. Like banging Bigfoot, but with tits. "Wow." Right?! "Not in the least." Let me guess -- you're probably into those blue chicks with the giant tentacles coming out the back of their heads. I know what you have in mind! You're the real freak here, don't try to pass it off on me.

Keep going for a bunch more, but check out over 100 at Zahir's DeviantART, Facebook and 500px.













Thanks to Christina, who would spend her clone trooper days off not wearing white.

  • karnika

    I like a little repay , all photo very very nice and beautiful .

  • Adam

    Bro these aren't the golden chocobos ur looking for.

  • Holy crap!!! Daisy is back!!! I don't care if it's a fake daisy or not... i never cared that my gf's boobies were fake!!!

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I absolutely adore the one with the trooper about to deliver bad news to Vader. It's perfectly done. I'd be frikken terrified if I was him...

  • 3rdEye

    #2 after the jump looks a little rapey to me

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Lol, can't unsee that.

  • DeathBotGamma

    Fake? I didn't realize Clone Troopers weren't real. Now you've ruined my dreams of joining.

  • dougfunnay

    you dont know daisy
    (thats probably not daisy)

    its an ongoing joke
    daisy comes in says its fake and a photoshop then proceeds to say its exactly like x movie and goes off explaining some completely unrelated scene

    someday daisy will be entered into the grimoire of internets as the legendary troll summoned by geekologie posts

  • adsfasdfasdf

    its not "movie x" like it can vary, its a very specific movie every time.

  • FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja overdoses on the drugs she finds in Max's coat pocket and Max has to drive her to some weird guy's house and give her an injection of adrenaline in the heart to save her.

  • Tyguy

    I couldn't help but feel like the first shot deserved to have Final Fantasy characters in it instead of clone troopers. Ya know.......chocobo's?

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez

    Gysahl Greens "toss"

  • dougfunnay

    wow.... completely new perspective on final fantasy now..... this explains all the giant oversized monsters.... the characters are just really really small..... chocobos ARE baby chickens!

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