Wowzers: This Parrot Is Really A Naked Bodypainted Lady

March 17, 2014


This is a naked lady bodypainted and posed to look like a rainbow macaw by artist Johannes Stoetter. Can you see her? I have never been so attracted to a bird before. That's not true. You know those dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets? Those things are amazing. I have a separate freezer in the garage for JUST them. Don't believe me? Hold on I'll go take a pic. SEE? "Wow, just how stupid are you, GW?" THE MAXIMUM.

Thanks to Lydia, who wants to be painted as a dove. Me? I want to be painted like a bat out of hell. Jk jk, I want be be painted nude on a chaise lounge.

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