Wowzers: This Parrot Is Really A Naked Bodypainted Lady

March 17, 2014


This is a naked lady bodypainted and posed to look like a rainbow macaw by artist Johannes Stoetter. Can you see her? I have never been so attracted to a bird before. That's not true. You know those dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets? Those things are amazing. I have a separate freezer in the garage for JUST them. Don't believe me? Hold on I'll go take a pic. SEE? "Wow, just how stupid are you, GW?" THE MAXIMUM.

Thanks to Lydia, who wants to be painted as a dove. Me? I want to be painted like a bat out of hell. Jk jk, I want be be painted nude on a chaise lounge.

  • asdfadfs

    this was just an excuse to fingerpaint a nude model

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I think you're right, I bet he is really creepy in person.

  • lorrrd

    i am not into meat but your effort is unique ... even a creepy photoshop-pic

    lovely !
    in my resolution looks nice , i do love birds !

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    This new spambot is weird.

  • Kenlin Bros

    But is it art?

  • lorrrd

    im not into meat but your effort is unique !
    even a creeµy µhotoshoµ-µic - darn my "p " suxx
    jus as meee

  • lorrrd

    nice tags again , u do love karaoke ! i ve seen u in vegas , if i were ever in gods own country...

  • zin

    Mystique abandons violent lifestyle to pursue dreams of modelling.

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