Someone Will Pay For This: Terrifying Witch-Faced Dancing Robot

March 25, 2014


This is the dancing witch robot that artist Jordan Wolfson and Spectral Motion created. Apparently it responds (read: dances) to music and follows you around with its eyes. Obviously, everybody involved with the project should be jailed and that jail should be shot into the sun. Not even Sander Cohen was this twisted. SPEAKING OF -- the second part of the Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea DLC came out today. I'm downloading it right now, and I'll be playing it as soon as I finish work. Oh who am I kidding, I'm already three hours deep. SPOILER: It's badass.

Keep going for a full video of the abomination in action.

Thanks to Quinn and pogonophile, who agree there is no place on this world or any other world for this monster.

  • Who let "Phantom Tranny-Hooker Bot 9000" roll around in garbage before the big show?

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  • ashton

    She looks like Holly Wood from Cool world.

  • MustacheHam

    I just want to push it into a volcano.

  • Dave

    Oh fucking hell... it looked at me! Fucking RUN!!!

  • the antagonist

    I have the weirdest boner.

  • karm


  • Shaun9lives

    Uncanny valley'd! - http://www.homestarrunner.c...

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