Whatever Works: Teacher Keeps Class Quiet With The Threat Of Game Of Thrones Spoilers

March 26, 2014


A Belgian high school math teacher has taken to keeping his class quiet by threatening to write the names of everyone killed in Game of Thrones on the board if anybody is unruly. Whatever, man. *tries to shoot spit-wad, accidentally swallows*

Asking his students which of them watched the fantasy drama, the majority raised their hands, to which the teacher responded: "Well, I've read all the books. If there is too much noise, I will write the names of the dead on the board."

Reported in the Belgian newspaper nieuwsblad.be, the teacher continued: "They [the dead] are enough to fill the whole year and I can even describe how they die."

Interesting idea, but all it takes is one student who has also read all the books, then there's no such thing as a spoiler for them. They can talk all they want! Sure they might not be the most popular kid in class afterwards, but I was never that popular in high school and I turned out fine. You know which crowd I used to eat lunch with? The Rollerbladers. JOKING, I was never that bad. The BMX bikes. "You mean bikers?" No, just their bikes.

Thanks to Nadia, who threatens her students with being ignorant for the rest of their lives if they don't pay attention. Man, mine just used to smack me with a ruler.

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