Realistic-Bodied 'Barbie' Dolls Heading Into Production

March 6, 2014

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Remember that Barbie doll artist Nickolay Lamm made using the Center for Disease Control's actual average measurements for a 19-year old girl? Well now he's back with a crowdfunding project to manufacture a line of realistic bodied Lammily dolls. Annnnnnnd he already met double his funding goal in less than a day. As I mentioned in the previous article, the new doll is definitely an improvement, particularly in the hips and ass departments. Barbie? Barbie doesn't have an ass. FACT: not even my Michelangelo ninja turtle action figure was into her and I caught him with Orko and one of the Thundercats in a three-way once.

Keep going for a video about the dolls.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he would tear the heads of his sister's Barbies and make her watch as he flushed them down the toilet. Jk jk, that was me. And it still is if Becky doesn't act right.

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