This is a fake trailer for Paperboy 3: The Hard Way, a grindhouse style version of the Paperboy video game. It was weird. But I'm a sucker for videos that look copies of crappy VHS tapes, so I'm posting it. I'm also posting a Craigslist ad for a new roommate. It's going to read, "Rent negotiable depending on how cool you are. Current tenant insists on being defeated in hand-to-hand combat to relinquish room. I will drug him first though so it shouldn't be a problem. Room comes partially furnished with bare mattress (no box-spring), fast food debris, and pet rats. Rats are loose and unfriendly, I suggest setting traps because they do exhibit a pack mentality and could prove deadly if you're a deep sleeper."
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Erik, who used to deliver papers using a t-shirt cannon and holds the record for broken windows.