This is a shot of the R2-D2 inspired jerseys the Durham Bulls minor league baseball team will be sporting on Star Wars Night, May 4th. Not bad. But more importantly, what do the first 1,000 fans to the stadium get? Ewok bobbleheads? Plastic lightsabers? *actually takes the time to go to their website and find out* Nothing. You get nothing -- not even a Rebel Alliance keychain. Although there will be an ensemble of people dressed as Star Wars characters for a meet-and-greet. Hey Vader -- *Louiseville Sluggers in the chest panel* Haha, not so cool being a deadbeat dad now, is it? Han, Chewie -- you two hold his arms while I pitch one to his nuts. *98MPH fastball straight to the beanbag, Vader collapses* Hoho, that's a walk.
Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees the coolest thing to do on May the 4th is marathon Star Trek episodes.