Is That A Pizza?: The Definitive Bloody Mary Garnishes

March 18, 2014


This is the Bloody Mary that comedian Randy Liedtke made. It comes with everything, including: two double cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, garlic bread, a whole lemon, lime, jalapeno and onion, pickles, olives, an Italian sub, fried chicken and a pizza. Oh, and a smaller Bloody Mary on top. Unfortunately, the actual drink looks like straight tomato juice. I'd suggest eating all the garnishes and sending it back to the kitfchen. After all -- the costumer is always right. "Wait, did you say costumer?" No I did not, although now I'm afraid I'll also have to insist on a full refund.

Keep going for one more shot before assembly.


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