Dunking Your Droid: R2-D2 Swim Trunks
These are the R2-D2 swim trunks available from everybody's favorite store in the mall next to an Auntie Anne's Pretzels, Hot Topic. They're on sale for $22.13. For some reason in their online store they're in the girl's section, but that's definitely a dude in the picture. Although I suppose girls could certainly wear them too. Just no judging if I want to wear a two-piece thong. *booty shakin'* Haaaaai, I'm a sexy beach bunny over here! "You need to wax your ass." Is it really that bad? I've only felt it, I'm afraid to look.
Keep going for a shot of the rear because there was one available.
Thanks to Bryon, who is holding out for a pair of C-3PO ones. Jk jk, nobody has or will ever say that.
Read More: fashion, for sale, hot topic, i have a white pair of swim trunks that become see through when they get wet (i didn't realize that when i bought them but they're the only ones i have so i still wear them), r2d2, real products, star wars, whatever you do DO NOT hang your penis out the fly and try to tell someone its R2's third leg
