I'd Watch It: Batman Vs. Terminator Animated Short

March 4, 2014

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This is the Batman versus Terminator animated short created by Tony Guerrero and Mitchell Hammond. Some background while I cough my f***ing lungs out into the sink. I swear I hocked up something this morning that was like, alive. I tried to scoop it up in a paper cup but it slithered down the drain.

30 years have passed since Bruce Wayne survived Skynet's nuclear blasts in August of '97. Iron demons now roam the planet, and without the requirement to defend the innocent against crime and injustice, Wayne has seeked refuge in the bomb shelter that saved his life; the Batcave.


Having scavenged the wasteland for resources, he discovers the radio of a dead soldier. There is static over a frequency. Flesh and blood is rising up to the west. With The Stinger; a riot control vehicular unit built before the apocalypse along with a refitted bomb blast vest, Batman makes his way across what remains of the United States to join forces with the man determined to neutralize the electronic menace - John Conner.

Heck yeah. Whenever it comes to the Terminator versus anybody else, I am always on anybody else's side. Unless it's my roommate, in which case I'll let the Terminator waste him, then finish off the robot myself. ROOM FOR RENT. We have to share a bathroom though so if you shit in the shallow end of the toilet bowl and it leaves a mark you better f***ing wipe it off.

Thanks to Clint, who's convinced the key to winning the war against Terminators is acid rain and pollutes as often as possible. Really bro? You threw an empty McDonalds bag in my yard.

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